By popular demand, here is a copy of the poem that I recited/co-wrote (the last line was originally quite rude so I had to make it a bit more subtle
) on behalf of Senna the Swamp Troll when he came a-wooing on Sunday morning.
The Ode to Hilda GrimOh Hilda Grim,
Your skin is as blue as the sea is deep,
Your laughter is like rain through the wooded glade,
Your hair is as pink as the sky of the setting sun,
Oh Hilda Grim,
Let me dock my ship in your harbour,
Where sea and swamp shall become one.
(I apologise if I have spelled the lady in question's name incorrectly, none of the trolls knew how to spell it!)
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